Ще легна на релсите и ще се завържа с въже.
Но не, възелът ще се разхлаби преди да е дошъл влакът.
А влакът ще закъснее.
Или ще изгори по пътя.
Може някой да ме спаси против волята ми.
Или по-лошо – някой ще ме види, както съм вързан за релсите, и ще ме подмине.
Може и железничарите да протестират.
Цял ден да няма влак, а аз да не мога да се развържа и да стоя гладен и жаден.
Ще изпия много вода предварително.
Но не знам как да пикая завързан и не искам да ме намерят в кофти положение…
Ако изобщо ме намерят.
Може дори машинистът да не ме види.
А ако машинистът ме види, опита да спре влака и той да се преобърне точно преди да ме прегази. После аз ще съм виновен.
Ще подкупя машиниста да ме прегази. Да, това ще стане. Но нямам пари – бях му колега.
Все нещо няма да е наред. Ще отида да се завържа за релсите в Дания. На гърдите си ще напиша „Изпратете сметката на БДЖ”.
Ето така ще си отмъстя!
19 responses to “Машинист”
Тежко.Ами ако и там не стане?
машинистите се бесят, не се връзват за релсите.. 😉
БДЖ не фалира ли ?
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